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Have a look here for a funny tuturial on the do's and dont's on posting new threads.

Even if you have posted 1000's of times have a look anyway.

It takes a while on dialup but worth it.

Regards,

Little Billy.

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mobilenvidia

Kherash, welcome to the forums, I see you liked your fist reply post. :)

Little Billy.

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Bill

ROFL that is funny.

Reminds me of the UT2004 general discussion forums...(warning, may contain lots of flames/spam)

It only took like less than half a second to load on my connection........

Welcome to the forums Kherash!

Since I don't really have anything else to spam here I might as well leave this thread now......

Bill

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Bah, we all should just post in one thread :) Why just the other day I was thinking how we should just merge all posts! That way no one is ever wrong. Everything is situated appropriately in one spot. Sounds fast and efficient. We'd be the first (I think) of it's kind! A forum with a single thread.

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Bill
...We'd be the first (I think) of it's kind!  A forum with a single thread.
I think there have been other forums with 1 thread before.

This thread we are posting in could be stickied and everyone could post in it.

It could be the biggest one on here.

Bill

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®®®

Here is another one:

==========================================================================

                              FLAME FORM

==========================================================================


                                        )  (  (    (
                                        (  )  () @@  )  (( (
                                    (      (  )( @@  (  )) ) (
                                  (    (  ( ()( /---\   (()( (
    _______                            )  ) )(@ !O O! )@@  ( ) ) )
   <   ____)                      ) (  ( )( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( )
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|   >   \___|                      ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( )
|  /---------+                    (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@(  .
| |    \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ .  .
|  \   \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @   .
|   \   \----+--\-)))           @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. .
|   |\______|_)))/             .    @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . .
\__==========           *        .    @@ /MM  /\O   O/\  MM\ @@@@@@@. .
   |   |-\   \          (       .      @ !!!  !! \-/ !!  !!! @@@@@ .
   |   |  \   \          )      .     .  @@@@ !!     !!  .(. @.  .. .
   |   |   \   \        (    /   .(  . \)). ( |O  )( O! @@@@ . )      .
   |   |   /   /         ) (      )).  ((  .) !! ((( !! @@ (. ((. .   .
   |   |  /   /   ()  ))   ))   .( ( ( ) ). ( !!  )( !! ) ((   ))  ..
   |   |_<   /   ( ) ( (  ) )   (( )  )).) ((/ |  (  | \(  )) ((. ).
____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_


==========================================================================


Dear:

 [ ] Clueless Newbie         [ ] Loser
 [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer   [ ] Troll
 [ ] Me too er               [ ] Pervert         [ ] Geek
 [ ] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
 [ ] Fed                     [ ] Freak           [ ] FLAMENET
 [ ] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person


You Are Being Flamed Because:

 [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
 [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
 [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
 [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
 [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
 [ ] You started an off-topic thread
 [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
 [ ] You said "me too" to something
 [ ] You don't know which group to post in
 [ ] You are a Troll
 [ ] You suck
 [ ] You brag about things that never happened
 [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
 [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad
 [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
 [ ] You crossposted
 [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
 [ ] You posted racism s***
 [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
 [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
 [ ] I think you might be a fed


To Repent, You Must:

 [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
 [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
 [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
 [ ] Actually post something relevant
 [ ] Read the f****** FAQ
 [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
 [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
 [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
 [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

 [ ] Blow me
 [ ] Get a life
 [ ] Never post again
 [ ] I pity your dog
 [ ] Go to hell
 [ ] I think your IQ must be 7
 [ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
 [ ] Learn to post or f*** off
 [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
 [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
 [ ] All of the above

End of Flame.

Have a nice day,


==========================================================================

Bye,

:P :) :P :P :thumbsup: :( :( :) :)

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Bill

lol

I have seen those before, they get used quite often on some forums (there are a lot of trolls and spammers out there).

Edit: lol at ®®®'s post below.

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Here's evidence that even GoogleBot knows how to post :) , hopefully he (i'm german) has read our forum rules (do we have/need ones?)

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